Sunday, November 25, 2007

cover letters

"I am an actress who sings, dances, and sparkles. I'd love to show you what I can do if there are still appointment times available!"

"I am reliable, responsible, articulate and educated."

"In-your-production you say. Well wait till you get a loud of me. Thank you for your time none the less"

"My goal of the acting is to build the only one character in the world as an actor for each play or film."

"I recently shot a Heinz Ketchup commercial, and am currently climbing the film/theatre/entertainment industry ladder. It would be an honor to work with you."

"Dear Abby Marcus:"

"Please accept this P/R in consideration for an audition. I do not sing, as you can see form my resume, but I would love the oppertunity to be a part of your Theatre company." (This girl goes on to list her name, and beneath it, "Actor/Writer.")

"Dear Blank:"

"I have two contemporary monologs." (This was all the note said.)

"Very goo dear with dialects as well."

"What is this you are casting? I feel lost and alone and unsure of your specifications."

"As you can notice it, I'm french. I think that's could be a great advantage for such a part. My accent, I think, is not that much pronounced but it could help for the part you're trying to fill."

"Wait!!! I know you must be getting a million resumes each day, but are you looking for a creative actress/Solid Gold dancer/dog groomer/janitor for your upcoming season?"

Saturday, November 24, 2007

blubberface

Just saw the Dead Poet's Society for the first time, and I cried like a freakin' baby.

Full moon or great movie?

Jury's still out.

Monday, November 05, 2007

won't you step into this cloud of steam

I think it's time to go back to New York now. I've got that feeling.